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WIFER POLL:What level of punishment do you reach when your husband takes you to Jack InTheBox and uses coupons?
LEVEL 0 * I support thriftiness, and any products that contain the word “thrifty”
LEVEL 1 *A kick to the shins is in order while he pays
LEVEL 2 *A public spanking is in order for my public humiliation
LEVEL 3 *I create my own coupon book with the options being spanked with a spiked paddle or a three headed whip.
LEVEL 4 *I enjoy the meal but then proceed to puke it out on him during a steamy make out session later that night.
LEVEL 5 *the old smothering him with a pillow during his sleep trick…
LEVEL 10 *I hold my breath till my head explodes in hopes that he gets charged with man slaughter.
*Keep in mind that these coupons are for a “Buy one milk shake or smoothie of any size and get one half off” and “make an order of Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken sandwiches and get an order FREE”.
There is no LEVEL 11
I like the idea of Level 4: prepare yourself!
How to Create a Coupon Binder